Kings.

I live in Portland. People are very proud of being green. People compost, recycle, use public transit... and ride their fucking bikes. Portland boosted the amount of funding it spends on bike projects from just 1 percent to 17 percent – or $2.8 million – in the budget adopted in June of 2010. Now these fuckers are everywhere, thinking they're king shit. This shirt is for you assholes.